Revenge Stories When People Get Way Too Personal

My mom tore up the check she was planning as the wedding gift, and I’m not going to lie, that sucked because she is loaded, but honestly, our party game was priceless. After the wedding, my mom did not speak to me for months.

She is still pretty annoyed about it, but my only regret is that I didn’t know she was going to leave in the morning, or I would have bought them water balloons as well.

Apparently, I was too coy and it wasn’t satisfying, so I asked my wife for a play-by-play.

I guess she cursed my wife out and laughed at the bridesmaids for being poor (college students, but dear old granddad never let my mom be a poor college student). I wish I went up to see the fruits of my labor, but my wife assures me she was covered in it, and she had shorts and a tank top, and long hair, so everything was a sticky mess.

They planned it as a strategy game. The first pie went in the face when she jumped up the second one nailed her from behind, and since she was sleeping the room was dark and one was hiding a few feet away, so she got a second to the face.

My wife said they scooped up what they could and chased her to the bathroom just lobbing handfuls at her.

#5
So this takes place before I was born, the story involves my Mum, my uncle, and their old man (and yes I do not call him my grandad cause he doesn’t deserve it). So my mum is the oldest out of her siblings, my Uncle (if I remember correctly) is the second oldest. Well, family life was not that pretty for my mum.

She left when she was 16 (again if I recall right), their old man was a bitter, violent, stubborn man and pretty much cut my mother out of his will, whatever she didn’t need his money. Well, soon enough, the Old Man dies, leaving an inheritance to all the kids except for my mum with my Uncle getting the big piece of that pie.