Revenge Stories When People Get Way Too Personal

We had a small wedding over the summer, so it was mostly family and close friends. We had some pre-wedding festivities, so men were in one cabin and women in the other, for a kind of bachelor/bachelorette party leading up to the wedding.

My fiancée’s sister called me, late at night, to complain about how wretched my mom was being. She was taking digs at everyone, but mainly my fiancée, and making jokes about how she is going to upstage her at the wedding.

Now, this might be vain, but my fiancée had mentioned to me that it was something she was worried about. My mom did some modeling and knows how to turn it on when she wants to. They played some bachelorette games, and for one where you had to guess answers about my fiancée, my mom kept guessing super insulting answers, and then during their spa time, my mom ‘spilled’ some mud mask all over my fiancée’s hair.

My future sister-in-law said it was really ruining the night for my fiancée and she was embarrassed. So I decided it was time for one last party game. I went to the grocery store and bought pie tins, whipped cream, caramel, chocolate sauce, and made some pie.

Now usually when you make a prank pie to throw at someone, it’s just some whipped cream on a plate, but that is lame. I filled these bad boys up, drove to the girl’s cabin (I’d texted sister-in-law to keep fiancée awake, but it was like one in the morning by the time I got there).

I told my fiancée that there was one more game, and she should know what to do, winked at her, and let the girls have their fun. My mom was furious. She ended up leaving and saying she wasn’t coming to the wedding, which she did come to, but she missed the ceremony.