Naughty joke: A man is lying on the beach

To live a longer life, exercise and a healthy diet are the first things that come to mind. However, another vital ingredient for a long and happy existence is laughing.

I try to laugh as often as possible. Even hard days feel a little lighter when you share a laugh with your loved ones.

When I came across this cheeky story, I couldn’t help but smile. It’s quite short – but it gets the job done!

(And don’t forget to scroll down a bit for a bonus story that’s just as funny!)

A man is lying on the beach

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.

A woman passes by and remarks: “If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady …”

He replies “If you were any sort of sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself!”

Dirty joke 2: Officer pulls over hot 19-year-old for speeding

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down the window.

“What is a license?”

The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! No older than 19, Blue eyes, blonde, big breasts, and long legs.

“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your driver’s license?”

“What’s a license?” replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

“It’s usually in your wallet or purse,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the blonde managed to find it.

“Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.

“Registration….. what’s that….?” asked the blonde.