My Neighbor Installed a Toilet on My Lawn with a Note, ‘Flush Your Opinion Here,’ After I Asked Her Not to Sunbathe in Front of My Son’s Window

“Like my little art installation?” Shannon’s voice floated over from her yard. She was lying on her lounger, looking pleased with herself. “It’s called ‘Modern Suburban Discourse.’ Thought you could use a place to put all those opinions of yours!”

I stood there, livid. “This is vandalism!”

“No, sweetie, this is self-expression. Just like my sunbathing. I figured you needed a proper place to air your complaints.”