Cruise Ship Sets Sail After Trump Elected For A 4-Year Cruise

You may be out in the middle of the ocean but you certainly wouldn’t be cut off from society. If you hop on board, you will get housekeeping, high-speed Internet, all of the food you can eat, spa facilities, and fitness programs. If you happen to be in an area where your friends and family live, they can join you for $129 per day.

Passengers would be able to disembark in exotic locations, including Sydney, Japan, the Philippines, Singapore, Buenos Aires, and Mumbai.

Are you curious how much you would spend to take advantage of this package? A single occupancy room will cost you $250,999. If you want to double occupancy, it will cost you $319,998.

Sounds like a bargain to me.

For those who want to get away for the first two years and risk coming back for the second half of the presidency, it will cost $150,399 for a single occupancy room and $187,998 for a double.

There is also a one-year trip available for $79,999 and a three-year trip available for $207,999.

According to a spokesperson for the cruise, the journey on the ship gives those who join the ‘flexibility to escape traffic jams, politics, and the monotony of city life.’

Where do I sign?