6 Hilarious Jokes to Instantly Lift Your Mood
We’ve all had those days when we need a quick pick-me-up. Maybe you spilled coffee on your favorite shirt, the Wi-Fi went down right before your big presentation (yikes!), or just perhaps someone ate your leftovers in the fridge.
Whatever it is, we’ve got your back! Here are 6 side-splitting jokes guaranteed to brighten your day and leave you grinning from ear to ear.
1. A Christmas Surprise
An elderly man called his son, his voice trembling with frustration.
“Listen, son!” he says. “Your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of this misery is more than enough.”
The son, shocked, yells back through the phone.
“Dad, what are you even talking about?”
“I’m done with her,” the father continues. “Can’t stand to face another day with her. I’m tired of talking about this, so call your sister and let her know. Bye.”
He hangs up.
Panicked, the son dials his sister furiously.
After hearing the news, the sister snaps.
“Like hell they’re getting divorced!” she exclaims.
Right on cue, she phones her father and shouts at him.
“You are not getting divorced! Don’t you do a single thing! We’re both coming over this weekend to sort this out. Until then, no lawyers, no paperwork, nothing. Got it?”
She slams down the phone in a fury.
The old man turns to his wife, a sly grin on his face.
“Well, they’re both coming for Christmas,” he said. “And this time they’re paying for their own tickets.”