What the waitress did..

Embarking on a first date, many of us yearn for an enchanting experience filled with chemistry, yet often, the outcome diverges significantly from our expectations. It’s not uncommon for first dates to unfold awkwardly, prompting a swift exit from the scene.
Explore the following anecdotes of unforeseen dating blunders. Don’t miss reading these intriguing tales.
1) Dinner, Distractions, and a Daring Escape: A First Date Fiasco
Had a first date with a girl who insisted we go to a really expensive place, where she ordered a $25 dollar appetizer, $45 steak and a $15 drink. She wouldn’t put down her phone, kept taking calls and answering texts. The waitress noticed and motioned for me from behind her. I excused myself, and the waitress had separate bills all made up and asked if I wanted to pay my share and leave her at the table. I said, “That would be wonderful!” So I did.

2) Strike Out: Dodgeball Disaster and the Swift Exit
He invited me and a friend to play dodgeball with a group of folks I’ve never met. We’re having an ok time, he’s paying more attention to his friends but that’s fine because I’ve got my friend to keep me occupied. We’re hanging out in the parking lot before the first game is about to start when out of nowhere he grabs a ball and throws it at my crotch as hard as he can. This motherfucker screams “wham, bam, right in the clam!”

I immediately turn to my friend and ask her if she’s ready to leave. I say goodbye to him and his friends. Immediately come home to a grip of texts about how “immature” I was behaving.