6 Hilarious Jokes to Instantly Lift Your Mood

“Now I need to know, why do you keep the empty beer cans in the box?”

David thinks for a while and finally says, “I suppose, after all those years, you deserve to know the truth.”

“Whenever I am unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

Hillary is shocked but says, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen. And three times isn’t bad considering the number of years we’ve been together.”

A little while later, Hillary asks, “So, why do you have all that money in the box?”

David answers, “Well… Whenever the box fills up with empty cans, I take them to the recycling center and redeem them for cash.”