6 Hilarious Jokes to Instantly Lift Your Mood
“That was my wife’s seat,” he said. “We attended the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly, she passed away.”
“Oh no! I’m so sorry,” the man says. “But couldn’t you find another family member to share this with you?”
The fan shakes his head glumly.
“No, brother,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
4. Be Careful What You Wish For
An angel appears in a dramatic puff of smoke, startling a man walking down the street.
“Because you’ve led a life of virtue,” the angel said. “I’m here to offer you a gift. You can choose to be the most handsome man in the world, possess infinite wisdom, or have limitless wealth.”
The man thinks for a moment and confidently decides.
“I’ll take the wisdom,” he says.
“Granted,” the angel declares, vanishing in another puff of smoke.
As the smoke clears, the man feels a sudden surge of enlightenment and mutters to himself.
“I should have taken the money.”
5. The Gorilla Ruse
A zoo’s only gorilla dies just before opening hours.
In a panic, the owner realizes they cannot afford a new one immediately and cannot lose their star attraction. Desperate, he offers one of his employees an extra hundred dollars daily to wear a gorilla suit.
“Just until we can afford a replacement.”
The employee agrees, and before long, the “gorilla” becomes the biggest hit at the zoo, with crowds coming from miles around to see the performance.