6 Hilarious Jokes to Instantly Lift Your Mood
“I’ll give you your heart’s desire folks, but only if you spend a day doing someone else’s job.”
The professor, with a dismissive chuckle, opens his mouth to talk.
“I’ll be an elementary school teacher. How hard could it be to teach six-year-olds to read?”
Instantly, the fairy teleports him to a chaotic classroom. Within minutes, the children’s endless chatter gets to him, and he throws his hands up in defeat.
Next, the CEO smirks, certain of his choice.
“I’ll be a waiter. It’s just carrying plates around, right?”
The fairy whisks him away to a bustling restaurant. Frustrated by the never-ending stream of demanding customers, he drops his tray and storms out an hour later.
Finally, the janitor has his turn.
“I’ll be an artist,” he says calmly.
“Interesting,” the fairy says as she whisks him away.
He’s transported to an art studio. Without hesitation, he gathers all the crayons from a classroom and the shattered plates from the school cafeteria, gluing them to a canvas.
The next day, he sells his abstract creation for a million dollars.
The fairy, impressed with his choice, beamed.
“How did you come up with that?” she asks.
The janitor shrugs.
“Well,” he replies. “I do have a master’s degree in art.”
3. The World Cup Conundrum
A man settles into his seat at the World Cup Final, eagerly awaiting the match. Glancing to his side, he notices an empty seat between him and another fan.
“Who in their right mind would miss the World Cup Final?” he asks out loud.